reasons why i beez a lesbian

1.phallus envy

2.just up and changed my mind at 30

3.coupons and free toaster ovens

4.my father was weak

5.i never went to church and hung with heathens

6.i was brainwashed by other lesbians

7.better job opportunities and less discrimination

8.i just wanted attention

9.it was the hip thing to do

10.no guys ever paid attention to me

if you believe all the above...then you will believe this is what i look like.
but this is what i feel like

t there is no hope for you, but hope is all i have

                                              yes i am!